stupid chirpy bastard

October 28, 2008 at 7:08 am 2 comments

A cricket has decided to take up residence in my apartment.

A stupid, chirpy, little bastard of a cricket.

It won’t shut up. And it’s driving me crazy! I can’t even get away from it, because my apartment is a small studio… there is nowhere to hide!!!

I want it to die a painful, chirpy death… well, not really… I really just want it to hop happily away and live somewhere else. But at this moment, it is pissing me off… it is the sixth day in a row that it has woken me up at 5:00am, and I’m sick of seeing that time on my clock.

Stupid, chirpy bastard. Grr.

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2 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Agent Elle  |  October 30, 2008 at 7:37 am

    I would say, ‘can you squash it?’ but that would be cruel.

    But you know you want to 😛

  • 2. stylishhandwriting  |  November 2, 2008 at 6:46 am

    Ooh. That’s awful. I’ve never dealt with a cricket in my apartment (knock on wood), but I have a feeling Lucy would hunt it down. And that would be amusing because she likes to chase bugs.

    Has it moved on yet?

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